May 2013
excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
egberts:
egberts:
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
dangering:
mackleless
macklemore
macklemost
mrvvorldwide:
Sext: Are you sure your semen is gluten free?
inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
